"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/08/2013 at 16:55 • Filed to: Bad Joke Thursday
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"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/08/2013 at 16:55 • Filed to: Bad Joke Thursday | 5
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam are fishing in a rowboat. They've been out in the boat for an hour or so and have had a few nibbles but haven't landed any fish yet.
The rabbi says "I'm going to get some new bait." So he stands up, gets out of the boat, walks across the water to the bait shop on shore, and a few minutes later walks back with a new tub of nightcrawlers. Within minutes he catches a sizable rainbow trout.
The imam nods approvingly then says "I'm going to try a new spoon lure." Like the rabbi he stands up, gets out of the boat, walks across the water to the bait shop, and a few minutes later walks back with a new spoon lure. Within minutes he hooks a smallmouth bass.
The priest is stunned by his colleagues' ability to walk on water and their sudden success in fishing. Clearly I'm witnessing a miracle here, he thinks to himself. God is rewarding us for having faith in Him giving us safe passage to shore!
So the priest announces "I'm going to try using minnows!" He stands up, steps out of the boat, and immediately splashes into the water.
The imam turns to the rabbi and says "Maybe we should have told him where the stepping stones are."